Outgoing

Me:
I think I peed on my sweater.

Her:
As opposed to...?

Me:
The toilet??

Her:
Well. It's absorbent, right??

Yogging, anyone?

Her:
I'm thinking of trying this new fad called jogging. I believe it's jogging or yogging. It might be a soft j, I'm not sure

Me:
THAT I have to see. Do you jog in heels with a fag in your mouth???

Her:
I actually haven't picked my outfit out yet....

Rookie

Note to self:

Check the speed on the mixer
before
you
turn
it
on.